FMA: Birds and the Bees

"Selim, dear, what you saw--" she paused, clearly mortified and at a loss as to what to say. The poor dear curled up into a tighter ball and whimpered louder. "Well, when two people love each other very much..."
"Leave this to me, dearest. It's a father's duty after all to inform his son about the 'birds and the bees'," interrupted her husband, laying a firm hand on Selim's shoulder. "Afterwards we can have a nice, long chat about knocking before entering and respecting the privacy of others, eh son?"

Done in the tradition of Pride being traumatized somehow in the omakes. Oh man, does the little evil cutie deserve it!